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Prince Francis Andrew Daniel Stephen Joseph Peter Meldrum
Me: Good morning your highness.
Buck: Please call me Buck.
Me: Why is your name so long?
Buck: Um- to be honest nobody calls me that. Some people do call me Francis though.
Me: Do they ever call you Prince Francis?
Buck: No. I'm a king now anyway.
Buck: No. I'm a king now anyway.
Me: Oh that's right.
Buck: You made everyone in my kingdom incompetent morons.
Me: Woah. Why are you so bitter?
Buck: Because your made this really really random princess appear out of nowhere suddenly and challenge my right to the throne.
Me: But you did not want the throne.
Buck: Why kind of excuse is that?
Me: You're supposed to be nice and calm and dumb and-
Buck: Ouch!
Me: Do you plan on rescuing Christina and Dan from the pirates?
Buck: Don't even get me started having these really really random people attack the kingdom for no reason I could rescue them, but no.on that!
Me: Why not?
Buck: If you wouldn't keep having these really random people attack my kingdom for no reason, I could rescue them.
Me: They're pirates. They want booty.
Buck: My kingdom is run by farmers, fishermen and rangers! What possibly could pirates want? They could go to the Mainland and get actual treasure.
Me: Oh right, I didn't give you a lot of money. Hmm.. I wonder what the main source of wealth is in Nimrode.
Buck: You know, you gave me a lot of loyal friends, right?
Me: Um- yeah. I'm glad you're happy.
Buck: *shouts* KIF? HANSEL?
Me: *nervously* I should be going.
Buck: *sweetly* Wait just a minute.
Me: You're supposed to be nice and calm and dumb and-
Buck: Ouch!
Me: Do you plan on rescuing Christina and Dan from the pirates?
Buck: Don't even get me started having these really really random people attack the kingdom for no reason I could rescue them, but no.on that!
Me: Why not?
Buck: If you wouldn't keep having these really random people attack my kingdom for no reason, I could rescue them.
Me: They're pirates. They want booty.
Buck: My kingdom is run by farmers, fishermen and rangers! What possibly could pirates want? They could go to the Mainland and get actual treasure.
Me: Oh right, I didn't give you a lot of money. Hmm.. I wonder what the main source of wealth is in Nimrode.
Buck: You know, you gave me a lot of loyal friends, right?
Me: Um- yeah. I'm glad you're happy.
Buck: *shouts* KIF? HANSEL?
Me: *nervously* I should be going.
Buck: *sweetly* Wait just a minute.
Hansel
and
Kif
(Whom I apparently don't have a drawing of)
enter.
Buck: Can you get rid of this girl?
Me: Just leaving! *Makes a run for the door*
Hansel: *Sets an arrow to the string of his bow* Shall I send her a goodbye message!
Kif: You can't shoot a lady. Just throw her in prison!
Buck: She's the author!
Kif: Nevermind, just shoot her!
Buck and three friends.
Narik the Flagrin Raider, Dan the Ranger's Apprentice, and Christina.
Narik the Flagrin Raider, Dan the Ranger's Apprentice, and Christina.
Buck
Buck drawn by my sister Eleanor
God Bless You All,
~the Author
~the Author
Uh oh don't shoot the author, characters! or your story may end...very..badly.
ReplyDelete-Quinley
I shall pass that news on to Buck. :D He must be warned!
DeleteI was dying throughout this entire thing!! This character interview was awesome and I loved how Buck dragged other characters into it! (Also, it’s scarily accurate: my characters would probably want to hurt or kill me as well.) Great post!
ReplyDeleteI hope it wasn't Hansel that was making you die! He's Mean! :D For being a bit wimpy Buck does have some very staunch supporters. I'm glad I couldn't meet my characters. I would feel so guilty for the way I mistreat them. :D
DeleteThank you.