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The Diary of a Flying
Prince
Green
Season, Day 6
My
name is Yaron Derithal. I am the second son of the King of Glittering
Island. Being a prince is not as lovely as story tellers have made it
out to be. They usually exaggerate terribly. I have began this
lengthy Epistle for no other reason then that I have turned nineteen
summers as of today. My eldest brother has given me this miniature
book and explained that I should keep a diary. My foolish little
brother, Uli was quite rude about.
“Is
it so he can bore his book and pen to death instead of us?” he
asked. I noticed that my older brother did not answer. Perhaps Uli
was right, but he did not have to ask. I am hardly that boring, am I?
But I soon laid aside my grievance, for my twin sister Beatrice
entered the room and began to wail about how she was so old that no
one would ever marry her.
“Zeno,
give her a diary too.” Uli moaned, “They are definitely to stop
us from having to suffer, by listening to them talk all day.” I
cuffed his ears for speaking so ill of his sister. It was partly to
avenge myself too, but I did not think I had to mention as much.
This
Epistle will hardly make sense unless I name all of my multiple
brothers and sisters. I have thirteen siblings. There are seven boys
and seven girls. Zeno is the eldest and was recently married to a
princess from Kildimere. She had an odd and very unbeautiful name. I
despise unbeautiful things. Then comes Anne, at twenty I am surprised
she is unwed. Any man should consider himself lucky to win her. She
is kind, gentle and sweet. She may not be the most beautiful girl on
the Glittering Islands, but she is not exactly ugly. Then comes me
and my younger twin sister Beatrice. I am quite a skilled diplomat.
But few listen to my words of wisdom. Beatrice has a cruel sort of
beauty and daily whines that she shall be an old maid forever. I
think few people would really care to marry into the royal family
because father was an off worlder and took over the Glittering Island
by conquest, instead of inheritance. Xander is nearly eighteen
summers, but he is already a high ranking officer. He earned his
position. He is fierce and often foolhardy in battle. He never thinks
and is quite rash. Cassandra was adopted into the family. She married
Captain Bluebeard, was widowed and married a retired officer Rupert
all in this year and her only sixteen. Horrid if you ask me. She is
pathetic, but Rupert is nice. Waylan, Deborah and Varek are the very
naughty triplets. I would rather not talk about them. This of course
has nothing do with the snake bomb in their present. Easter is sweet
and everyone's favorite. Father says we must not acknowledge her twin
sister Fiona, so I have nothing to say on that subject. Uli's just
plain bad. He is going steadily down hill, from bad to a deep worse,
I think. He is a schemer and will never make a good soldier. Maybe if
he ever matures he can be a strategy officer. Greda and Tarek, the
youngest two have run away from home. Zeno has attempted to search
for them several times, but father keeps sending him off on odd
excuses. Anyway, that is my family. I suppose I shall find more time
to write about them later.
Green
Season Day 10
I
have been assigned ship duty. I have taken command of one of the
ships. The Crown Destroyer. I asked father if he would
consider the Triumph a better name. I am not quite certain,
why any king would want a ship called the Crown Destroyer in their
fleet.
“The
name stays Yaron, as a warning to the other countries.” Father
growled when I tried to voice my opinion. I did not bother arguing,
but considering that the ship is fully maned by men from a country
who hate our guts, I feel that it should be a warning to us. But then
no one listens to me ever. I think I will never be perfectly happy
until I meet someone who will listen to me without yawning, rolling
eyes or making sarcastic comments. I am quite intelligent, but
everyone refuses to believe it. Beatrice is quite cruel about it.
When one is so often cut by one's own twin, who can they believe in?
Green
Season Day 15
Zeno
and Princess Giselladona sailed off to her home in Sandstorm Lodge
across the Divide. Life already seems bleaker without Zeno. Now there
is no one to calm father down when the others make him angry. Ester
used to be able to do it with a little help from Greda, but now that
Greda is gone, Ester will not even try. I think just looking at the
rest of us makes father angry. I wonder what world he came from where
the people are so dark and grim.
Green
Season Day 22
Doldrums
is the word of the day. It is a nasty time, with unbearable heat. The
wind sinks to a bare whisper, the sails hang limp and disoriented
sailors given their master dark looks. Land has vanished from the
sight. Will this horror never end?
Green
Season Day 24
I
am a fool. The sailors have mutineer. I am a warrior, but even I
cannot hold back twenty angry foreign sailors, with clubs. I doubt
even Zeno can do such a feet. I killed two sailors and wounded five
others before I was dragged down. The ungrateful cads threw me in the
bottom of the ship, then beat me. They found some foul smelling drink
and were foolish enough to try it. It made them laugh louder, hit
harder, not to mention get worse breath. There was a leak down there
in the cell and I got covered with icky goo. I swear, when I am free,
they will suffer greatly. Now if only someone would bring me a towel.
Green
Season Day 30
I
have been lying in the sludge for six days now. I only got to eat
when someone kindly threw a crust at me. I am sure father will be
happy to declare war on Kildimere again. We only have peace through
Zeno's efforts. But I hate what they have done to me. I slip the
words into my diary when my guard is not looking. If they take this
little book from me, I will really have lost every bit of
civilization.
Hot
Season Day 5
I
jumped my guard and smashed his head against the wall today. Without
waiting to find out if he was still alive, I seized his weapon and
swung up to the main deck. In the months since we had claimed the
ships I had obtained the trick of standing straight on my own two
feet without pitching onto my face. Dozens of startled faces turned
to leer at me as I reached the main deck. I leaped for the rail and
dived headfirst into the water. The shock of the ice cold water and
the sting as it slapped me in the face caused me to lose the sword.
All my hard work for naught. I surfaced to a barrage of flying
spears, a bloody nose and the horrible realization that I did not
know how to swim. Rather, I would drown then seek aid from my
enemies. I flailed my arms, gained two feet and sank like a stone. In
a panic I screamed. Then my nose and mouth filled with water. A
terrible blackness began to swirl around me.
To Be Continued
Yay!! Another prince diary! :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for your enthusiasm Anna. This second volume doesn't seem to be as funny as the first volume was though.
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