The Diary of an Uncharming Prince, part 1

The Diary of an Uncharming Prince

Jerome's Diary

Day 1

Back when I had this really awesome teacher called Master Won, he game really awesome assignments, like writing songs. I enjoy wring songs. Mostly because I can thoroughly criticize people and get off without a punishment. But generally my rotten brothers have no taste in music. For example, once Master Won asked me to write a song for visiting royalty. This song was supposed to introduce my family. But before I sang the fist two stanzas my brothers had torn the song to shreds and smashed my mandolin. But since I need to introduce my family now, I shall write the song down in here, but tweaked so it is up to date. Are you ready to meet my horrible family.

I am the youngest brother in a large superb family of seven.

I am the most flawless of them all.

Want to know why?

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

Jadan is the oldest,

He is also the stupidest.

He got slapped upside the face by a fairy,

Then turned him into a frog

But this would never happen to me-

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

Jadan is dumb because-

He hooked up with a shrew,

Her tongue is sharp enough to slice the air!

He daren't say boo to her, yet his father-in-law made him king!

Yet I am better then him-

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

Justin comes next.

I despise him! He can't say boo to a mouse.

His wife is afraid of Bunnies.

The pair are most obnoxious!

I am better then them both-

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

Justin's father-in-law cannot bare him.

My brother would rather spend,

ten hours reading a book,

Rather then fight a dragon!

Yet, he is now king,

This is not fair-

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

James is the worst!

Everyone should know better then to say no to a fairy.

He closed the door in her face.

Fury was her response,

when she turned him into a beast.

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

Yet I must admit, James had taste.

He rated girls below gold.

He knew how to take care of himself.

But when the merchant's daughter visited,

He became a moran.

Unlike me-

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

Joseph has disappointed me.

I thought he had taste.

A great personality.

But who turns down a crown to become a hunted thief.

Never me-

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

Joseph met a weird girl,

She nearly strangled him with her hair.

He changed his dog's name,

and became a thief so he could be with her,

That is so lame

I would never have done such a thing-

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

John hates shoes.

I cannot say I blame him.

He does not say much,

yet father made him king.

What is wrong with the world?

I should have been king-

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

John met this quiet peasant

He liked her more then a rich princess

He hunted for someone with a shoe

and danced like a pirate

he hated it

but now he is king

It is not fair,

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

I come next.

I Jerome am better then everyone

Only my baby sister debates the matter.

But I always win-

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

I will never put a girl above myself

I will never marry,

except the person is admits I am wonderful

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

Elise is the youngest

I have nothing good to say about her!

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

My father hates pirates.

My mother- well she is dead!

There, I introduced my family. I miss mother. Father and John are always away. My other brothers are to busy with their own families to visit. So besides the boring servants, only John's fiance, Ella Marie and my rotten sister are here. Oh and the two new teachers. I could rant all day about them. I hate both of them. The dancing teacher is a fairy. To make matters worse, she is- well let me get out the list.

1. The fairy who turned Jaden into a frog.
2. The fairy who ticked Justin into kissing and marrying Eleanor.
3. The fairy who turned James into a beast.
4. Ella Marie's fairy Godmother.
5. The original owner of Ella's horrible glass slipper.
6. Elise's fairy Godmother.
7. My dancing instructor.

She cheats when she dances too. She uses her wings. This makes it hard for me to keep up. Wings should be banned in dancing class. I also have a new sword instructor. He is a rotten dwarf called Hendrick. He is so grumpy and never talks except in grunts. If one more persons grunts at me today, I shall be guilty of man slaughter.