The Diary of an Uncharming Prince sneak peak

Hi everyone,

I only have one more part left for "Prince Charming's Diary," so I'm going to give you all a sneak peak for the "Diary of an Uncharming Prince" which is about Jerome.

Sneak Peak

Jerome's song which caused a riot in the family. He never got to sing more then the first two stanzas.

I am the youngest brother in a large superb family of seven.

I am the most flawless of them all.

Want to know why?

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

Jadan is the oldest,

He is also the stupidest.

He got slapped upside the face by a fairy,

She then turned him into a frog most quickly.

But this would never happen to me-

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

Jadan is dumb because-

He hooked up with a shrew,

Her tongue is sharp enough to slice the air!

He daren't say boo to her, yet his father-in-law made him king!

Yet I am better then him-

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

Justin comes next.

I despise him! He can't say boo to a mouse.

His wife is afraid of Bunnies.

The pair are most obnoxious!

I am better then them both-

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

Justin's father-in-law cannot bare him.

My brother would rather spend,

ten hours reading a book,

Rather then fight a dragon!

Yet, he is now king,

This is not fair-

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

James is the worst!

Everyone should know better then to say no to a fairy.

He closed the door in her face.

Fury was her response,

when she turned him into a beast.

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

Yet I must admit, James had taste.

He rated girls below gold.

He knew how to take care of himself.

But when the merchant's daughter visited,

He became a moran.

Unlike me-

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

Joseph has disappointed me.

I thought he had taste.

A great personality.

But who turns down a crown to become a hunted thief.

Never me-

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

Joseph met a weird girl,

She nearly strangled him with her hair.

He changed his dog's name,

and became a thief so he could be with her,

That is so lame

I would never have done such a thing-

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

John hates shoes.

I cannot say I blame him.

He does not say much,

yet father made him king.

What is wrong with the world?

I should have been king-

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

John met this quiet pesant

He liked her more then a rich princess

He hunted for someone with a shoe

and danced like a pirate

he hated it

but now he is king

It is not fair,

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

I come next.

I Jerome am better then everyone

Only my baby sister debates the matter.

But I always win-

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

I will never put a girl above myself

I will never marry,

except the person is admits I am wonderful

Because I am smart, intelligent and funny,

I am handsome, charming and spectacular,

But they are all so dumb.

Elise is the youngest

I have nothing good to say about her!

~E