Prince
Charming's Diary
Prince John
Day 23
As soon as Master Won
called us into a conference, I knew I was going to regret it. All the
guests had gone home, including Kane and my brothers, so only my
parents, Jerome, Elise and myself attended. I have never been so
happy to see anyone leave as when Princess
Shella-ohImustreallyrememberhername left. UGH! What a horrible person.
She would only make a good wife for an ogre.
“This mysterious princess
is obviously magical!” Master Won said. I raised my eyebrows. Why
could people not understand plain facts?
“She is not a princess.”
I said, but no one seemed to hear. This was going to be a disaster. I
did the only thing I could think of under the circumstances. I rolled
my eyes. Master Won held up one of Cinderella's ridiculous ankle
breaker glass shoes. I sat up straighter. What could a silly shoe do?
I shivered. They looked even worse close up.
“How beautiful.” Elise
sighed. Both Jerome and I stared at her.
“Have you inspected this
elegant specimen?” Master Won asked. Elegant specimen? HA!
“Yes, from the top of the
stairs.” I said out loud. Master Won ignored my crack. Father
frowned.
“No lines.” the dance
instructor continued, “Perfectly smooth!”
“Magic!” Elise breathed.
“No a good glassblower!”
Jerome laughed, “Shoemakers cannot make things with anything but
leather. So therefore-”
“Jerome, please be
silent.” father said sternly. Jerome shut his mouth.
“As I was saying,”
Master Won continued.
“Get on with it.” father
growled, “Some of actually have work-”
“Dear.” Mother said
quickly. This time father shut his mouth. But it was obvious that he
could not care less about the shoe. I was only slightly annoyed. The
future of the kingdom could rest upon this stupid show. It would be a
good idea if he showed at least a little interest.
“This magic slipper will
fit only one foot.” Master Won said triumphantly. I frowned. What
was he getting at? “I will put together a search. The maiden who
fits the slipper will become the prince's bride.” Master Won
finished with a smirk. I winced. How Vulgate!
“Really?” I asked in
disgust.
“What an excellent plan.”
Mother sighed, as she clasped her hands. I wondered if perhaps the
illness had touched her mind a bit.
“How romantic!” Elise
cooed, “Oh Johnny, you are so lucky!”
“Do not call me
that!” I growled.
“How utterly stupid!”
Jerome said. I could not agree more.
Day 24
Why does no one ever listen
to me? I do not want to marry Lady Cinderella or Princess
Shellandburgerwhatshername, or any other flighty, silly, foolish,
rich princess! I want to marry Ella Marie! Master Won has
started preparing for the silly hunt. No one is going to want to try
on the slipper. Particularly not, if about three hundred women have
done it before them. I get the shivers just thinking about it.
Disgusting. As for me, I am waiting for the opportune moment to go
see Ella. I would go now, expect fathers wants help with his new plan
to attack the pirates. It seems the pirate ball as made him even more
angry with them, and he has been think about them non stop since.
Well, at least he has motivation. I need some too. I am scared to see
Ella, because she might not care for me the same way I care for her.
Day 25
I am so miserable. Mother
called me into her chamber, this morning, and went on and on about
how I was the only one left to inherit the kingdom. This is not
entirely true. Even if Joseph was cut off, Jerome is still here. But
that was not all. Mother said I was cruel, because I would not supply
her with a grandson of a noble blood. I feel so pathetic. I now feel
as if it would be selfish to go see Ella. I spent the day sparring
with Jerome and battling my conscience.
Day 26
I finally crushed my
conscience and returned to the forest. I convinced myself that just
going to see her would not cheat mother out of her noble heir. But
now I am more miserable. I looked everywhere for Ella. I fear that it
has been so long since I have come that she is not longer waiting for
me. I went home in tears. I should just let mother arrange my
marriage.
Later
I am a fool! I could have
just gone to Ella's house! Now it is too dark and I will have wait
until morning to go. Oh could just kick myself, hard! UGH! How could
I have done that! I am so stupid!
To Be Continued
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