Friday, April 5, 2019

DoSP Part 10, Xander's Diary

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Diary of a Sailor Prince
Part Ten

Seventh Day of the Icy Season

We unbarred the door and the soldiers stepped back. Kalin escorted us to the throne room. But I was familiar with the route. Had I not been betrayed only a few days ago to suffocate in the bath? The only person that seemed happy in our group was Con. He still had his bundle and was whistling. To bad for him, he would not get the chance to use his twigs as we would be leaving. I almost smiled at the thought of the twigs turning into soldiers and attacking Caspian. He would deserve that. The King was seated on his throne smiling.
“It is a trap!” Deadeye yelled and raised his musket. Immediately the curtains surrounding the throne swept aside and soldiers poured out. Deadeye lost his musket as he was dragged down. I was grabbed and almost throttled.
“Kill them!” Caspian roared evilly. Hunger pounded a man on the head then was knocked over. I wrestled with my captors. But the lack of air was making my head swim.
“Help.” I squeaked. Anastasia darted in the room.
“Father!” she screamed, “You promised not to hurt them!” She tried to stop the soldiers and was knocked over.
“Con!” I yelled, “Help us!” The small boy ducked under the swinging fists, and began to throw twigs. Every time a twig touched the ground a soldier appeared. These newcomers were dressed in heavy armor and carrying huge mattocks.
“Save my friends!” Con shrieked. The mattocks began to whirl. I could hear Caspian yelling and the soldiers howling. I wriggled free of my captors and ran to Anastasia. I helped her up.
“Very stupid to get involved in a battle, highness!” I said. Her hand felt small and cold in my big sunburnt one.
“And you said you were going to leave and not claim me!” she retorted, but did not let go of my hand.
“This will teach you to take my weapons!” Deadeye bellowed as he sent two soldiers crashing to the floor, “The King of Filmont will be in a rage when he finds that his men are being attacked in Hazelmorn. Why he may declare war!”
“For a ragged outcast like you?” Caspian boomed. He snatched up a stick and rang a hidden gong.
“Boots, even Con's men cannot defeated Caspian's entire army!” Swiftfoot shouted as he unbound his leg and started kicking soldiers in every direction. Hunger leaped through the air and crashed down on a group of soldiers all but flattening them. Parch grabbed two soldiers by the neck and cracked their heads together. Bale got down on his hands and knees and slashed at people's legs with his little knife. Sharp kicked, bit and used his fists. But more soldiers were pouring into the room and overpowering us. We were going to lose in spite of the big mattocks on our side. I pulled Anastasia close and kissed her.
“Goodbye your highness.” I said grimly then I released her and darted into the battle. I was surprised at my own action. We were dragged down by sheer weight of numbers and cast into jail.

Signing off in pain,
Me

Tenth Day of the Gray Time

After rotting in a damp dark dungeon alone for three days, I was finally brought before Caspian. I suppose it was to be a mock trial. At least I got to see my friends again. It was a great relief. They looked rather beaten up, but it was a joyous reunion. At least it was until Caspian called our attention to himself.
“Brave young men.” he said dramatically, “You shall die quickly.”
“Excuse me?” I said angrily, “What have we done?”
“You a lowly commoner have dared raise your eyes to her royal highness!” Caspian said coldly.
“Yes, but not my friends.” I protested, “They merely tried to-”
“They have attacked my soldiers.” Caspian interrupted, “An attack on my soldiers is an attack on my own royal person!”
“You could have told me sooner!” Parch roared, “I would have slain every one of those fops!”
“I would have ripped your giants apart!” Hunger roared.
“We would have attacked you much sooner!” Deadeye snarled.
“But we can start fresh now!” Sharp snapped.
“What did you do with my soldiers?” Con demanded, “They would have ripped you apart if you had not cheated!”
“Just wait until next time!” Bale shrieked.
“You will be sorry!” Swiftfoot snapped.
“Take them away and lock them up where they can never see the light again!” Caspian roared, “That will teach them to disrespect me!” So we returned to our nice comfortable cells.

Signing off in loneliness and despair,
Me

Thirtieth Day of the Gray Time

Nearly the entire season passed with no sign of another human being. Unless you count the hand that slid food through the grating at the bottom of my dark cheerless cell. I was lying in the dark when I heard a scuffling at the door. Someone was unlocking my cell. I sat up, my eyes straining in the dark. The door unlocked and slid open, scraping over the uneven stone floor. I was almost blinded by the sudden flickering light from a torch. I fell to my knees covering my eyes and groaning. The darkness and loneliness were finally wearing me down.
“By the great Shades of the Seven Worlds!” someone swore. I uncovered my eyes, heedless of the pain.
“Verek?” I gasped. My younger brother strode into the cell jangling a ring of keys.
“I search for the most valuable emerald in all the Third World and what do I find?” Verek said, “But a brother who has been dead half a year.”
“Sorry to disappoint you?” I mumbled, “I have simply been rotting down here!”
“Well, my dear brother, allow me to aide you.” Verek said and jangled the keys again.
“We need to find my friends.” I said with a grimace as I wiped tears from my stinging eyes.
“You have friends?” Verek gasped in mock disbelief. Or perhaps it was truly disbelief.
“Where did you get the keys?” I demanded as I peered out of the cell.
“I stole them!” Verek said, sounding ridiculously pleased with himself. I could hardly scold him since he happened to have rescued me. We found the others in separate cells further down the corridor. It was a delightful reunion.
“You have a brother?” Swiftfoot said as he peered at Verek. But my brother's clothes could not identify either of us as princes. They were in sorrier condition then mine.
“If I am not mistaken, and I seldom am, he is a thief!” Sharp said dryly. Verek bowed.
“Sometimes I mistakenly gather clutter in my hands.” he said with a bow. I jabbed my elbow into his back.
“Do you got food?” Hunger rumbled.
“Or drink?” Parch asked as he licked his cracked lips.
“Or a musket?” Deadeye asked.
“Straw?” Bale asked.
“My soldiers?” Con said.
“What exactly is going on here?” Verek asked. It was a long story.

Signing off for now,
Me

First Day of the Frosterdays

I have never seen anyone so surprised as Caspian when we burst into the throne chamber yesterday. If looks could kill Verek would have smote him upon the spot.
“What is the meaning of this?” Caspian cried.
“Boots?” Anastasia cried from her own little throne.
“Who the heck is Boots?” my brother roared, “In the name of our father, King Maldirk of the Glittering Island, I declare war on King Casp-whatever the rest of it was and his stinking slum of a king! How dare you place my brother in your worm infested dungeons! He is a prince, not to mention a hero!”
“Verek, do shut up!” I hissed and tried to cover his mouth.
“Prince?” Caspian gaped. I remembered what Kalin had said about the seventy-five unlucky headless princes and shuddered.
“Ha!” Sharp said, “I knew it!”
“Of course I knew all along.” Swiftfoot said.
“Boots is such a false name.” Deadeye said smugly, “I knew it was false!”
“Does this mean we get food?” Hunger asked as he scratched his head.
“The finest wines in all the Third World belong to the Glittering Island.” Parch sighed.
“How big is the reward?” Bale asked.
“Where are my soldiers?” Con asked with a frown.
“Why did you not tell me?” Anastasia cried as she glared at me.
“Sorry.” I mouthed helplessly. Then Caspian got down on his knees, much to my surprise.
“Marry my daughter!” he cried, “I shall force her to except your hand. Please forgive me and marry my darling treasure.”
“Excuse me?” Anastasia cried. But I was not going to let this golden opportunity slip. I snatched up her hand.
“We got your father's permission, now please come back to my home and marry me.” I cried. Perhaps it was not very flowery, but that is as poetic as I get. After all I am just a soldier. But a soldier who got the girl after all.
“That is disgusting!” Verek said after ten minutes. He thought it would be important that I should write that on the last page of my diary.

Signing off,
Me

Prince Xander of the Glittering Island

The End

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