Saturday, April 6, 2019

DoHP Part 1, Waylan's Diary

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Diary of a Hunter Prince
Part One

Being the Tenth Day of the Blossom Time

Dear small book given to me on the beginning of my seventeenth year in this Third World,
So what exactly is the point of a diary? My life is one of sharp weapons and arrows. Since there is no particular war for me to enlist in, I mostly go hunting. I prefer hunting the great cats of the desert as there happens to be much more sport there. But anyway something important came up soon after my big brother Zeno gave me this small and completely unassuming little book. He gave one to Verek and Deborah too. They happen to be my triplets. I am the oldest, then Deborah and last of all Verek. I am the seventh child of King Maldirk of the Glittering Island. But I am sure that is quite enough introduction, it is time to get onto some important topics. Mainly marriage. Now do not misunderstand me, marriage is a subject I loathe. The older I get the more I try not to think about it. Speaking of marriage, Zeno is married to Giselladona of Sandstorm Lodge. They have a small mousy bit of a child. Not the most handsome of children either. But he is directly in line for the throne of Glittering Island so that is something in his favor. My sister Anne is engaged to be married to the richest prince in all the Third World. Prince Philip of Kildimere. We have yet to meet him. Most of us have agreed that we will hate him. Poor Anne. But more on that in a little bit. My second oldest brother, Yaron, is married to Alia of Graystark. She is a fine lady and owns an island. My second oldest sister, Beatrice, is yet unmarried and does not seem to have much of a chance. But I totally understand that. She is the worst shrew to have walked on the surface of the Third World. My third brother, Xander, was presumed dead for half a year, then one day my dear Verek, brought him home with a wife. A princess Anastasia. She is quite charming. That is if you like to suck lemons. My third sister, who also happens to be adopted, was married twice in her sixteenth year. That seems to be overdoing it a bit, but how would I know. Her name is Cassandra. We never see her anymore. But to hear the full story you would have to ask Zeno, or Yaron or Xander, but they never told me. Anyway, none of my younger siblings are married. But I should mention that father disowned Fiona for not being a boy. Also my littlest brother Terek, was kidnapped and my littlest sister Greda ran away to find him. That was many years ago. But I may have accidentally gone on with the introductions. What I meant to say was, I started writing in this journal so I would not forget to tell Deborah and Verek a single tiny incident of my trip. Yes, I Waylan of the Glittering Island am going on a journey. It all started when the ambassador of Kildimere came to see father about wedding arrangements for poor Anne. Somehow or other, we got talking. One would never think that a fop like him could have anything in common with me. He was a tall perfectly dressed man with curled golden hair. Golden hair is uncommon in the Third World. But there are some strains of it in my own family. My hair is plain brown, thankfully. Anyway, Ambassador Grant loves hunting. I happened to mention lions and he started talking about the wonderful Crocodile Hunts in Kildimere. By the time he had finished describing it, I was determined to have a Crocodile skin cape for my wardrobe. I am not much into clothes, but I strongly desired one of those articles.
Your royal highness.” Grant cried, “I would be greatly pleased if you would return to Kildimere with me, and hunt the sacred Crocodiles in the wonder hunt.” I said yes without even thinking of obtaining father's permission. But in the end it hardly mattered, Madra thought it was a splendid idea. Not the hunt, but that I was going to the Capitol of Kildimere. She wanted to know what Prince Philip was like. I think Madra was more concerned with Anne's happiness, whereas, father was eager to obtain the wealth that the marriage would offer. Anyway. I shall soon leave for Kildimere.

Happy Birthday and many passing regards to myself, Deborah and Verek,

Myself

Being the Fifteenth Day of the Blossom Time

Dear Small book,
Few can name worse fates than being draped over the splintering rail of a ship, while heaving their insides out. I spent the entire voyage to Kildimere in such a manner. It is no joke starving either. For starve I must, since none of my food would stay where I put it. Ships clearly had not been works of the good. They are the worst torture devices in all the Third World. They go up and down, up and down, until your insides are thoroughly churned. Once your insides have been destroyed, your stomach rejects the rot and spits it out. At least that is as good of a guess as I could come up with. My first view of Kildimere was not very clear as my eyes were watering and I could not stop retching. Grant stood at my side and patted me on the back while describing it. He did not seem to understand that I had no wish to hear about it in my present condition.
Those are the jeweled watch towers, forerunners of the Capitol.” Grant cried, “Look over yonder my prince.”
Mmmph.” I gagged.
The beacon on the torch of the Neptune is always lit.” Grant continued, “See the statue is built of solid gold and stands exactly twenty yards tall. One of the finest wonders of the Third World. It is most spectacular in the night. It lights up the entire harbor. During celebrations and festivals the Druids will release floating lanterns and exploding fire from the crown. It is surely a sight to see. One day you must come for the Midsummer Dream Festival.”
Blug.” I choked.
Ah, yes.” Grant sighed, “All the girls wear white robes and pink flowers in their hair. The boys all wear blue and wear leaf cone crowns. Ahh... the dancing goes on all night under the star showers. His majesty used to attend the festival, now-” Grant hesitated, “Anyway, it does not matter. It is still a sight worth seeing.” I lifted up my head.
Wh-why doesn't he attend anymore?” I asked thickly, my curiosity piqued.
Oh look, the Steward's Gondola.” Grant cried, either not hearing my question, or ignoring it. But I failed to see the Gondola, whatever it was. I was in considerable pain, attempting to stay upright.

Regards,
Myself

Being the Seventeenth Day of the Blossom Time

Dear Little Book,
Today I felt much better and finally pulled myself out of the bed I had spent all of yesterday in. I was eager to explore the city. I had never been away from the Glittering Island before. I was curious to know what a foreign city looked like. I was less pleased with my costume. Apparently the people of Kildimere slept in long thin sky blue dresses embroidered with gold thread in the shape of flowers. I felt stupid. But nevertheless I pushed open the door and found myself on a little balcony. There was a garden below the balcony. Red and green vines hung off of walls and pillars. Strange flowers and bushes lined the walks. Over the wall I could barely make out strange pointed rooftops. It was indeed a strange place. But I wanted to get out beyond that wall and see the city. Certainly the garden was foreign enough. We did not have a lot of gardens in the Glittering City. They were a thing for peasants to grow food in. Suddenly, the door burst open and Grant entered, followed by a smallish boy of perhaps six or seven summers.
Ah-ha, the prince of Glittering Island is awake.” Grant cried. He was wearing a long tunic that fell past his knees. A tasseled sash was tied around his waist. A curved knife hung in the sash. His pantaloons were puffed out around his ankles and his red slippers had curled toes. He wore a little silver cap on his blond hair. The boy was wearing a similar outfit, except his feet were bear.
Do I got to dress like that?” I asked in horror. Foreigners were awfully strange.
I assure you that this is the height of fashion.” Grant chuckled, he pushed the boy towards me, “This is Hugo, he will be your slave while you stay in Kildimere.” I scowled. I was independent and did not approve of slaves no matter what my father thought. I figured they were for lazy people. It is one thing paying a poor person to do the work, but why would you let someone do it for free. Surely the slaves had opinions. Hugo brought me my own clothes, much to my relief. But then I had a hard time getting rid of him. He seemed to think that he should be helping me get dressed. No one has ever dressed me in their life and believe me, they will not be starting now, no sir! But finally I got dressed and Hugo took me down a ten foot wide staircase with carved rails. Huge tapestries of bloody scenes hung along the walls. The room Hugo took me too was so big, that it would probably take me ten minutes to run it's length. At one end in the center was massive red and gold tapestry. Two enormous thrones carved out of marble stood in front of the tapestry. The Left throne was occupied by a tall man with long black hair. He was dressed in fine court armor. A naked scimitar lay on his lap. A jagged iron crown adorned his head. He was wearing a magnificent golden chains and many flashing rings. So this was the much feared and respected King Rushamorn of Kildimere. Grant was standing beside the throne, whispering something in the King's ear. Rushamorn turned his gaze towards me. I could feel the bite in his eyes, even though he was so far away. Hugo poked me in the back.
The King.” he hissed. I would rather have been walking away from Rushamorn, nevertheless I took a deep breath and strode towards the throne.
Welcome to the Capitol, son of the Glittering Island.” Rushamorn said in a cold clear voice. It was not very loud but it still seemed to pierce me. I made up my mind that I was in the presence of evil.
Your grace.” I said with a Glittering Island style bow, “I thank thee for allowing me to come to your amazing city.” I told myself I was not flattering Rushamorn. The city was amazing, but that was hardly Rushamorn's fault.
You please our person.” Rushamorn said coldly, “What request do you desire while you stay in our city?”
I would be delighted to take a tour of the city?” I said.
So be it.” Rushamorn said, sounding like someone who was talking at a funeral, “Tomorrow you shall enjoy the sights of our beautiful city.”

Regards,
Myself

To Be Continued

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