Prince
Charming's Diary
Prince John
Day 5
Today, I decided that I had
had enough! Enough as in enough! I was going to leave home. I was old
enough! My patience has worn thin. If Master Won tells me to stop and
smell the roses one more time, I am so going to kill him! Big time!
Well, anyway I borrowed an old pair of Joseph's clothes. The pair he
used when he was dropped in a rose bush, or whatever really happened.
Once I put the clothes on, I rumpled up my hair, and looked in the
mirror. I looked like a peasant My plan was working! I sneaked out to
the stable and put the plainest saddle on my horse. Well, I got to
say it was the plainest saddle, but it still had solid silver
trimming on it. Stupid! Perhaps I shall write some more when I have
something of interest to say.
Day 6
Well, I have something
interesting to say! UGH! My aching back! Yesterday I achieved my
greatest desire and got lost in the darkest part of the forest. There
is a saying that says, “Adventures are not all picnics and
singing under the stars.” Whoever said that would be right.
Adventures are terrible. Today, my horse threw me. I swear it was the
deepest puddle of quicksand on Royaume. I sank all the way up to my
waist before I managed to pull myself out. Now only three short hours
later, which is next door to an eternity, I feel like I was made of
clay. UGH! What I would give for a hot bath, and a clean shirt. This
peasant business is killing me! Now I have to trudge around on foot.
I even lost a shoe in the mud, so I am currently hopping around on
one foot. It is very painful. I hope the world ends soon. That would
solve all of my problems!
Day 7
This morning I was
shivering and very hungry. Whoever said one could live on berries and
roots out to have his tongue ripped out. Does anyone realize if you
are going to tell someone to live on roots, you better give him a
seven hundred page manual with vivid pictures and hearty descriptions
of what not to eat. I vomited after eating my first root,
which tasted like a cross between a hunk of very dirty wood and
something the cat dragged in. Do not ask who this cat is or what it
dragged in. Anyway, I was cold and hungry, there was not a single
berry in the whole rotten forest, when I saw her. Who is her? I do
not know, it was just her. She was short, with wispy brown hair. Not
very beautiful or very ugly, just plain. Her face was smudged with
something black, and her dress was ragged and torn. She also had a
basket of berries over one arm. Where did she get berries from in
this barren forest? I trudged up to her, my eyes not leaving the
basket. She jumped. I bet she was not used to meeting a man made of
half clay.
“Good morning sir.” she
said politely. She had nice manners.
“Good eve fair lady.” I
muttered, hoping I sounded like a peasant. Her brown eyes started
twinkling. I decided that she was pretty in her own way.
“You hungry?” she asked
as she offered me the basket.
“Yes my lady.” I
whispered and took a handful. I hate berries but believe me when I
tell you that nothing ever tasted better. I ate two handfuls before I
remembered my manners. Master Won would have starved rather then take
the berries, the irritating quack!
“When was the last time
you ate?” she asked quietly. I thought.
“Two days ago, not
counting the root.” I admitted, “But by the time I had removed
all traces of that from my stomach, I was even hungrier. The girl
laughed. A warm pleasant laugh.
“Please eat more, I can
always find more.” she argued. I gave in to the temptation of one
more handful, before backing away again.
“Thank you my lady.” I
said in what I hoped was a kind tone. She stared hard at me.
“You speak funny.” she
said after a pause. I was scared that she would discover who I was.
“Come back in two days and
I will bring you payment.” I gasped and fled into the forest.
“Wait, what is your name?”
she yelled after me.
“John!” I cried.
“I am Ella Marie.” she
called. Ella Marie? What an odd name. Why did I promise to go back?
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