The
Diary of a Not So Charming Prince
Prince Joseph's diary
Day
10
Dear
Very Happy Me,
Lasso
and I took off for the forest at first light. I had to walk, because
the stable was still locked. The lazy horse master was still snoring
in bed! It of course would not do to awaken him up. He is half drunk
all the time and would probably get me grounded again. After all
everyone else has priorities when it comes to hurt feelings!
Unfortunately
it took forever and then some to get to the forest. I mean the tower.
I was already in the forest. The castle is in the forest. Actually
all the land around here is in the forest, but that is hardly the
point. Anyway, I went back to the tower. This time I was going up,
and introducing myself. If Gothel happened to be around with her
murderous pet, I could easily throw them into a rose bush. I think.
I
marched up to the tower, picked up my stick and banged on the tower
again. After all there is nothing like repeating yourself, when it
went so well last time.
“Rapunzel,
Rapunzel let down your hair!” I yelled, “If you do I might even
say thank you!” The girl with weird name, stuck her head out the
window.
“You
again?” she demanded.
“Is
Gothel in?” I asked. Better be safe then sorry.
“Is
that any of your business?” she asked. She sounded bitter.
“Actually,
I just dropped by to say hello, and was wondering if my dog and I
could come up for a visit?” I said. If Lolo was up there, I needed
to have Lasso at my side. Rapunzel laughed. I scowled. Girls were
rotten creatures.
“You
could never get that creature up here!” she said. Girls have no
faith in men.
“Lower
your hair, and I will prove you wrong!” I retorted.
Well,
surprisingly Rapunzel did lower her hair. GROSS! It was really hair!
I have to touch a girl's hair! UGH! GROSS! I mean, however did she
get hair long enough to use for a ladder! I smell really stinky magic
here! Blew! I grabbed hold of that horrible stringy stuff and started
climbing. She had wrapped the other end of her hair around a hook, to
prevent her hair from being jerked out by its roots. I suppose that
is pretty smart.
I
finally slid through the window and found myself in the tower. The
room we were in was a circular room, with a twisting staircase, then
went both up and down. The walls were draped with huge curtains,
which had been pulled back, revealing beautiful paintings. Forest and
sky scenes. Not that I cared much for the fairies. Also there did not
seem to be any men in the paintings.
“You
did not bring the dog!” she informed me. DARN! I had it all
planned. I was going to carry Lasso in one arm, while I hoisted
myself up with my free hand. Touching the hair had distracted me.
“Hold
on, I got it.” I said. I stood up and peered out the window. Then I
grabbed hold of the braid and jiggled it. Lasso grabbed it and I
started hoisting him up.
“Get
that animal out of my hair!” Rapunzel cried. Lasso tried to growl
at her. But by doing so, he had to let go of her hair. Bad luck!
“I
guess you don't want to see the dog then.” I grumbled.
“Not
in my hair!” she retorted.
There
was an awkward pause. For those of you who do not know what an
awkward pause is, it is when everyone stops talking and stares at
each other. Usually one finds, all knowledge has left their minds and
they cannot even remember their own name. I felt like that. She was
staring at me, with one eyebrow raised. I was starting to feel
creeped out, and wondered if it was my hair that was bothering her. I
hadn't had it cut in awhile.
“So
you must be a man.” Rapunzel said after I very nearly decided to
jump out the window. Of course I was a man. What one Royaume was she
thinking?
“Er-
yes!” I said.
“Hmmm...
you look nothing like the descriptions sister Gothel gave me.” she
said, “Your teeth are as flat as mine.” WHAT? I began to edge
away from her. Which unfortunately was in the opposite direction from
the window. “Also your hair does not stick up on end.” she
continued. I ran a hand through my thick and very messy hair. “You
don't appear to have claws.” Had this woman never seen a man
before? What kind of rubbish did her sister tell her. “Your eyes do
not burn with evil fire.” WHAT? Evil fire? Either she is insane or
Gothel is! “Your beard is not wild and bushy either!” I scowled.
I did not really have a beard, more like a scraggly weak excuse of
one. “All in all, I think I like you!” Why thank you ma'am!
I
scowled at her. If it was possible, I would have made my eyes burn
with evil fire and swiped her with my terrible claws.
“What
is the outside world like?” she asked in a pleading voice, “I
need to know! Mama and Gothel refuse to tell me.”
“Your
mother is clearly insane!” I said loftily, “Your Gothely sister
is obviously demented-” I froze, just out the tower window I could
see Gothel and her possessed pet striding towards the tower. I
grabbed Rapunzel's arm. She turned.
“Oh
dear!” she said. I said something stronger.
“Quick,
the back window!” Rapunzel cried, as she unwrapped her hair from
the hook. Did she think I was really going to run from her awful hag
sister and her disgusting pet? I punched open the shutters to the
back window, and had one leg out it before Rapunzel came with her
hair.
“Hurry,
or I jump!” I ordered.
“I
ought not to have let you in!” she moaned. To bad! I was totally
coming back, as soon as possible. As I slid down the hair, I heard
Gothel screeching for Rapunzel to let her in. Lasso came running to
greet me, and the two of us took off as fast as we could.
Joseph
the very brave
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