The
Diary of a Not So Charming Prince
Prince Joseph's diary
Day
40
Dear
me, and everyone else there is in the world,
I
am so happy I could cry! I can see! Rapunzel and Rowan are going back
to the castle with me! I am so happy! Actually I should explain some
more. Some people just have to know all the unimportant details. So
yesterday, after Rowan so rudely cut off, after I started kissing
Rapunzel, we left the hut. I had my sword at the ready, just in case
we should run into Gascony again. Rowan made fun of me of course. The
rotten little blighter.
Dear
not so funny future brother-in-law,
I
just grabbed this nasty little book from Joseph. How dare he call me
a rotten little blighter? Anyway, he looks stupid, because he is
blind and dancing around with a sword. Dog keeps barking at me. I
will decapitate him with my bare hands if he does it one more time.
Rapunzel just asked Joseph what happened to his eyes. Apparently he
never told her yesterday. Well, he told her how Gascony had tricked
him into the tower then gouged his eyes out with a thorn. Then the
fool said it did not hurt. Imagine that. Rapunzel started crying.
Believe me, there is nothing worse then a crying girl. Then there was
a flash, and the blue fairy was back.
Dearest,
It
was so strange when the fairy appeared right between us. She took my
tears and touched your eyes with them. You gasped, and fell to your
knees. I ran to you, but you were already standing up. You actually
bowed to the fairy.
“Perhaps
there is hope for you young prince.” she said. How come you never
told me you were a prince? I am starting to feel offended.
Dear
Rapunzel,
I
am to happy to be offended. I could have sworn that I told you that I
was a prince. But if not, it means you really do love me. Perhaps the
fairy is right and there is hope for me to become a proper young
prince. But first I have to take you home to meat my family. Poor
mother, was so hoping for another princess, but I think you are
better then any princess.
Dear
Idiots,
You
two are so mushy, please stop writing.
Dear
Rowan,
Get
lost you miserable brat!
Dear
Brother,
Do
as Joseph says.
Dear
Me,
This
would not be a proper diary if I did not right one last entry
addressed to me. It is so good to have the pen in my hand, even
though, Rapunzel is reading over my shoulder and Rowan is trying to
rip the book out of my hands. Hands that I can see. So I must be
brief. I think the girls would like Rapunzel. Well, maybe not Elaine.
She really is a brat. What on Royaume does Jaden see in her. Anyway,
this is goodbye, I am moving onto another chapter in my life. One
that I do not need a diary to keep me company.
Signing
off
Joseph
son of Jasper the VI
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